potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.

I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.

by Act As If June 10, 2004

samurai deli

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)

Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.

by someone who hates you January 4, 2008

Shamua

The twin sister of Shamu, the less popular one.

Shamua was shunned by Shamu

by Midvalley September 28, 2004

Shamus

Getting sucked in a dirty bar bathroom or sex

I got shamused last week

by Just yes February 15, 2020

Shamus

Stoner , low key to himself kind of caring twoards his family

My boy shamus is a total stoner

by Big Shaun Bobby November 1, 2020

Samuel "Boon" See

1. A name to describe a person of of great accomplishment, of great "awesomeness" or ability.

2. A name to name the un-nameable, to name one with indescribable achievement.

3. To describe someone with intelligence, or with great mental skills.

4. One who acts with great self-confidence.

Originating in Southern Victoria by a group of Asians, it is now a popular term in the region. It has become an uprising internet fad that has become popular through the social networking site "Facebook" and occasionally "Twitter".

1. Wow, he's really a Samuel "Boon" See now eh?

2. He's now officially a Samuel "Boon" See, for his great achievements in Mathematics.

by FSArep July 31, 2011