by Kumasi October 10, 2016
Get the Matthew Roger Guichardmug. person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird
by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020
Get the a little bird named Rogermug. 
Someone who has lived a hard life has struggled with physical illnesses that can mean a matter of life and death but is still really relaxed the majority of the time and nice and empathetic and caring to every person he comes across (we’ll almost every person he comes across)
This guy roger doesn’t get angry that quickly like he doesn’t get tired of people doing bad things to him but do you feel bad that he has lived a hard life or you don’t feel bad for him can you believe that he lived such a hard life but he is so nice to everyone he sees that must be really hard to do don’t you think I can’t believe he can do that
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
Get the Rogermug. by anonymous August 24, 2023
Get the Roger Steelemug. There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
Get the Christopher Rogersmug. A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies
"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022
Get the rogeredmug.