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shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.
I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.
by always a critic always February 12, 2014
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red doggin'

having sexual intercourse with a female on her period.
My girl is on the rag. So if I want some, I will have to go red doggin'.
by Hard Shell January 11, 2013
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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014
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Red Russ

RED RUSS

This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.

A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.

RED RUSS
RED RUSS loses at poker and goes RED RED RED
by Ricky Garfish January 14, 2008
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red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.
Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?
by Donkel March 27, 2017
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Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.
Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring
by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020
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red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.
by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018
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