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Puss

Someone who is a bitch.
Someone who is scared.
Someone who is getting bitched.
Someone who gets no bitches.
by zCervix November 1, 2015
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Winnie The Puss

A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.
The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss
by KingFlounder587 June 24, 2024
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Puss

Slang for an octopus. Although it can be used for any member of the class Cephalopoda with an appropraite modifier e.g:
Squid = Long puss
Nautilus = Shelled puss
Ammonite = Rock puss
"Dude we are eating tonight I just got a puss from the fish monger, cheap as well"
"I can't wait to eat some puss tonight, its gonna taste so good"
"The spanish have the best puss, they just know how to prepare it"
by InvertebrateLover69 December 23, 2023
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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.
Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!
by Whiskeychadsss January 7, 2018
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puss nail

When you clip specific fingernails in order to not scratch the inside of a vagina. These are the pussy nails.
Look at that dude’s stubby little puss nail.
by TTSprinkz November 7, 2021
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