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Cincinnati Puppies

Those dark quick moving animals all the way down the end of alleys, that may appear to be stray puppies, that you see while walking on the main streets of the downtown business area of Cincinnati. Some say they may actually be rats, but you can never get close enough to one to notice. They are concentrated in higher numbers in the downtown alleys in the restaurant areas.
Person 1: So how was your trip to Cincinnati ?

Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP

Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?

Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.

Person 1: Can I see it ?

Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.

Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !

Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !
by DJ Lunatic February 15, 2012
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Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!
"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!
by Imapunkster February 18, 2012
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bad puppy

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit, then proceeding to dunk the females head into the toilet bowl, rubbing her face in the shit.
When I gave that bitch a bad puppy she fucking drowned.
by Kembrew May 24, 2004
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Puppies and Sunshine

A code word used for hard liquor. Ideal to keep the subject matter of your conversation discreet, and also at the party when you've consumed enough "puppies and sunshine" that the mere phrase makes you giggle.
Person A @ work: Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?
Person B @ work: It was all Puppies and Sunshine...

Person A @ party: Heyyy man, wantz sum more Puppies and SsunSshine?... (Person A subsequently falls into a deep sleep).
by Daniel J Holbrook February 3, 2010
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ass puppy

A small turd. Used as an insult.
You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.
by Deep Toad June 25, 2005
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slush puppy

a slush puppy is someone that is so romantic they do soppy things like put a towel in the dryer for they boyfriend/ girlfriend so its nice and warm for them when they get out of the shower
i cant help it i adore u im a helpless slush puppy ***big puup dawg eyes***
by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004
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Puppy Love

an intense but relatively shallow romantic attachment, typically associated with adolescents.
What kinda jerk he is ,he puppy love that ugly ass girl
by Motherfucker of bk May 11, 2016
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