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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go
Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb

Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.

"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"

Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
by AK199295018 September 15, 2019
mugGet the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug.

peanut butter shelm

some good eat'n, a very taste treat that dont take to long to make!
" Wow this is some good eat'n this peanut butter shelm, it tastes as good as travis looks!"
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
mugGet the peanut butter shelmmug.

peanut butter

person1:whats your favorite food
person2:peanut butter
by 234rfv April 6, 2022
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.
bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.
by escry February 21, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Smellymug.

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.
Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3
by sexygoose November 21, 2019
mugGet the Peanut Buttermug.

Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.
That was some total mercy peanut butter.
by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023
mugGet the Mercy Peanut Buttermug.

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