Krabby Patty

When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 28, 2022

patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015

Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020

pattiing

:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.

I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.

by ShaJa September 2, 2014

The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022