Panini Press

When someone sits down and proceeds to defecate on a closed toilet seat.

There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.

If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.

by Momimalion October 28, 2018

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Panik

Panik is the act of preparing breakfest for your sex partner. But to thier suprise when you were making the eggs you added your cum into the pan to get it the extra taste. While they eat it you tell them what it is made of to cause them to panic.

That girl last night was to needy so I prepared her a great panik breakfest.

by Ralph Vanderr November 2, 2008

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Panipal

Panipal is a name of a Assyrian king, or more like God.

Panipal’s is mostly spread out in the Universe. They are not many, but they will never die out, because they are immortal. They have godlike powers and godlike mindset.

But the only thing that is holding Panipal’s back from using their powers. Is that none of them know how to control their powers. When a Panipal accidentally uses his powers. Ever family member holds a party to congratulate the Panipal.

Panipal’s is also really sexy and cute. Every Panipal is kind and helpful, but they can have a massive ego. However they only show their ego to best friends and family.

If you have heard of an Panipal near you. I highly suggest that you try to be friends with them. You never want to get faced against them.

Random guy: I really want to be like you Panipal!
Panipal: sorry man, that’s just not possible. You need to be born a Panipal.

by A rare Panipal July 4, 2019

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