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Wanky Job

this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed
by applejackss July 3, 2010
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going for a job

Going for a poo
Will be back In a minute, I'm going for a job , bog , crap
by Going for a poo April 8, 2017
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Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014
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Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em
Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job
by hjiig December 21, 2018
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Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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low job

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.
by pdobrinen January 3, 2019
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