Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."

"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."

by tombaron86 February 14, 2025

Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.

"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"

by LM Colt September 12, 2022

gregged

exploding like a fountain.

Had the best head the other day, gregged everywhere.

by Jeggerz February 7, 2015

Greg

The opposite of a Stan; a person who is mildly interested in a piece of media, and will occasionally participate in the fandom.

"Darth Maul? Who's that? I'm a bit of a Greg with Star Wars, sorry..

by Snek147 February 24, 2022

Greg Marschall

A Beastly guy

Dude , hes awesome

yea hes greg Marschall

by Mr.Man123456789 February 22, 2010

Greg

Greg is anyone who follows Danny Gonzales on YouTube *WITH NOTIFICATIONS. Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube

Do not search that up please don’t

Friend: Are you subscribed to Danny Gonzales?

You: Of course! I love being Greg

by Grego the gecko October 10, 2022