by nolan whelan September 17, 2020

by SuccNasty May 6, 2020

The nicest guy ever, he will roast you daily and works at a store with the title fish in it Gets ALL THE BITCHES AND EVEN LISTENS TO DABABY” not to mention he’s a gym rat, has a foot kink, and is in love with a person who’s name starts with a J
Damn that’s Owen
by bigbootyjudy369 July 19, 2022

girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023

typically a slave to more intelligent spices Zach,Daniel and Grayson Owen is loyal and will do any -thing for his master he loves soccer but sucks dick at it tho .
by jhonwick 321 May 23, 2019

A cunt who steals your rocket league goals in spike rush by touching you as soon as you get into the goal
Fuck that guy, he's such an Owen.
by DaddyFach October 29, 2020

This segsy mothafocka is a hung and valuable asset in your life. Often a good carpenter and extremely honest friend he will sometimes risk offending people or being misunderstood in order to achieve truth.
by Shlong doctor 23 February 12, 2022
