by Pedostache June 22, 2017
Get the Oreo mug.It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Get the Reverse Oreo mug.When you crumble Oreo Cookies up and snort it like it's crack to then drink Organic Nido's Powdered Milk
'Hey you wanna do an Oreo before we head out to go Sky Diving'
'The sugar rush would have us seeing stars from jupiter but why the fuck not'
'The sugar rush would have us seeing stars from jupiter but why the fuck not'
by Positively Energized November 30, 2017
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Get the Oreo mug.by Amanda927 February 21, 2018
Get the Oreo buddy mug.An Oreo killer is one who goes through a pack of Oreos and takes out the stuff in the middle but leaves the outsides of the cookie in the package for the next person who wants Oreos. They are very hard to come by because not many people are evil enough to even wish that apon their worst enemy.
Bro are you serious someone ate the oreos fillings but left only the outsides. didly darn oreo killer
by Artgeek02 March 12, 2018
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