Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019

road pouch

Someone who is a real downer and has to be carried through the day.

You’re being a real road pouch today Fred.

by Kcbillingsworth December 30, 2020

Road trippin

Driving while smoking marijuana and/or under the influence of marijuana

Hey broski you trying to go road trippin tonight?

by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

Road Empathy

When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

Road Mimosa

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.

My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

by jlindsay August 12, 2012