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Nine

An odd but good number
1. Can refer to an age
2. Can refer to a pussy that has 9 lives

3. The number of the devil/ lucifer
4. A number thats you can buy a gram of weed with
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.
Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.
by anonymous April 28, 2024
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Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.
Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.
by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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