Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025

Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida flamer

Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole

She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer

by The best thick January 12, 2022

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

by PopeChad June 26, 2022

Florida

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)

You wont regret coming to Florida. :)

by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019