food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016

Troll Food

Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.

Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.

Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)

by cittycatroina June 28, 2013

Food Giant

A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.

{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!

{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.

by dingo boy 1 January 27, 2012

Half-food

Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.

I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.

by matronboy March 5, 2004

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).

Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!

by Darth Chaos January 13, 2009

food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010