midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to

Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!

by jlewis1 November 21, 2010

Pumping the Midnight Iron

Masturbating.

Man, it's been a rough night. Time to go pumping the midnight iron.

by Garreth Gobblecoque October 23, 2008

captain midnight

a black guy in the dark. he/she cannot be seen, but he/she is always there! x.X

ayo there was so many captain midnights all around me!

by wewt wewt March 12, 2003

mattzor midnight special

When any dominant male of Level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 horny women, one of which is Justin's sister. After properly pleasing them all, he ejaculates into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. The girls then proceed to take shots....

holy shit becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us the mattzor midnight special. IT WAS AMAZING!

by mattzor July 31, 2006

midnight crisis

a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.

Joe is going out again - talk about a midnight crisis

by Eric Domeier December 26, 2007

midnight coffee

When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.

"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."

"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."

by Diban urctionary July 12, 2014

Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003