midget

my gf

my gf is a midget.

by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 15, 2021

Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.

Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.

by Escibar May 28, 2022

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 9, 2021

midget

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).

Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)

by TheIronSoldier2 December 10, 2015

Midget

A short skinny light skin boy.
Many know as Joshua/Josh

Joshua is a midget

by Noahfromthepoet October 27, 2023

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

by rorymac November 29, 2016

Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places

A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.

by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023