MIA mom 

An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.

Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.

MIA mom by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

Mia Kalifa 

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa

me: hit or miss

the whole of target: I guess they never miss, huh?
sung by Mia Kalifa

Mia Kalifa by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019

Mia and Adam 

A perfect fictional couple from the book If I Stay. Mia and Adam are the cutest couple. Adam would do anything for Mia, and Mia would do anything for Adam too.

Mia and Adam are so perfect that my standards are unrealistic.

Mia and Adam by Obsessed with fictional things March 9, 2019

Mia C 

She will suck major dick on everyone.But we love her very much when she isn’t sucking dick. She is adorable pretty and nice. when she isn’t sucking dick

mia c

Mia C by Seanitooo100 November 21, 2018

Mia goulden 

Ginger weirdo also commonly known as G.A.K is very slow in the head.
Strange and to top it off plays netball

Oh no that mongo mia goulden/ G.A.K is coming

Mia goulden by O ¯\_(ツ)_/¯o March 30, 2020

mia von glitz 

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.

Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.

mia von glitz by BellaBoo November 18, 2013

Mia Velasquez 

Mia is a unique person. She has many good qualities like making you feel better when you are down! She is very nice and kind and a good friend. If you are one of her best friends you are one of the luckiest people ever! She always wants to hang out and chat. She would never get in a fight with you for no reason. She is smart and intelligent but sometimes slow. She is VERY gorgeous, her hair is so sexy other girls would die for it. She always makes up for bad decisions and always leaves you with a smile. Oh and her eye oh my her eyes they are the most beautiful eyes ever to exist on the planet earth. She makes you wanna make an article like this on her saying how gorgeous and beautiful she is. If you have seen a Mia you are so lucky. Other girls would die to look and be like a Mia. The reason I am writing this is that it's all true and people need to know that a Mia is one of the most special people on the planet and that if you meet a Mia never ever leave them. <3

Mia Velasquez is the best person ever

Mia Velasquez by Mia and Rul July 28, 2017