Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

Among us merch

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus September 15, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024