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that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose
matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that
A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)
Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.
Matthew by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020
Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.
Matthew is weird
Matthew by hollaatme April 18, 2020
A bi polar kid that’s sexist and has anger issues :)
Matthew is a try hard
Matthew by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020
A bi polar kid who’s sexist who also try’s hard :)
Matthew is a lunatic
Matthew by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020
Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*
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