Matthew Anderson

Matthew Anderson- a possible perverted man with a small penis.

He was a Matthew Anderson.

by Brekin July 7, 2019

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

Matthew Chavez

A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.

Play that Lil Peep 24/7 Radio from Matthew Chavez

by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020

Matthew Duffy

When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.

Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.

by easy_star June 14, 2022

matthew ryan

Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls

OMG Matthew ryan is so hottt

by A.L.M.M June 3, 2021

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023