oi mate, becky!
by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
oi mate, becky!
by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"
by Big mugger June 20, 2022
practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal February 16, 2018
The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
by I like chess July 09, 2024