Mars

Mars is an amazing, funny, cool and unique individual. They are also the most gay human on the planet! Mars is incredibly popular and sought after by many people. Anyone who is friends with a Mars will know that they are the person to put a smile on your face on a rainy day. When you look into Mars’ eyes you see the genuine emotion that is hidden in their facial expressions! Sometimes some Mars’ can be a little mean but it’s only a joke as you have to remember they love you and you love them!

Mars: hello! You look strange today!
Person b: -oh -okay
Mars: no it’s a good strange! It’s unique and special. Also how are you?
Person b: :D

by The 3:00 am vibe :) November 26, 2021

Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.

1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.

by NM83 February 19, 2024

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars

A short feisty raging lesbian woman

Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”

by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024

23 mars 2007

session vanne memorable

va te 23 mars le 2007 toi
23 mars 2007

by maysgoat March 22, 2024

Mars

Dumb planet, enjoys the art of dinosaurs, among us, and having smex with so many mothers

Hey I heard Mars might be bri*ish

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022