new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out

by Headahhs March 22, 2019

Youngin Mario

An Instagram troll that likes to target innocent civilians

Look at Youngin Mario doing his thing again

by Basketball_DTQ May 31, 2022

Mario Fucker

An italian mother fucker, or someone that wants to fuck mario.

Bro, look at Marco over there. He's such a mario fucker.

by anonymous June 6, 2024

mario dance

All I can say is that its just hilarious.

Hey wanna do the Mario Dance?

LOL

by KinniStyle August 3, 2007

Mario hour

An hour created by albert where a crazed man turns everyone into floating mario heads, most of the time being at 3 am, the person is extremely aggressive and should not be approached AT ANY COST.

ah shit man, its almost Mario hour.

by Mapperthemarx December 16, 2020

mario lake

A scary man who is bipolar and pervert as a teacher but if he likes you he will let you take his food ! Maybe because you're too anoying or just because he's dumb af

mario lake: Wow don't test me today I didn't eat my dessert!
y/n: Can I have a bit ?
mario lake: *gives it all*
y/n: don't believe what you just see

by roarghh April 13, 2022