Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

by Grogon September 7, 2025

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019

Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.

My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.

by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021

Ireland the mapper

Ireland the mapper is a small YouTube channel That has no meaning to himself And is possibly the WORST at Drawing

I'm Ireland the mapper! Who's ireland the mapper? Where's Ireland the mapper? Your answer is YouTube

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025