maliante

Smooth Operator, Someone not to mess with

That dude from Central America thinks he is a maliante.

by Maliante December 23, 2007

gay mafia

They are the queer homosexual men found everywhere, in every neighborhood, community, profession and business. Some are open and others are in the closet and some live dual lives, but all "get to know each other" and they have inside ways to clue new gays that they also walk on the gay side. It functions as a brotherhood and they help each other out in every conceivable way. They always take the side of the gay guy in in disputes with straights and especially women and even more so if they are divorcing a woman they tricked into marrying them. They help each other out in business dealings the same way.

A New York Times art critic will always trash heterosexual artists and love stories especially if it is about a mans's love for a woman and even more so in the guy makes love to her (they hate that) even if the work is wonderful and always praise gay theater and artists even if horrible. The New York Times Culture and Entertainment section is the ink arm of the gay mafia in New York.

You now can be sure your next door neighbor, married with kids, is gay when your gay ex husband tells you he thinks David is a nice guy, a "real person." So you retort, but "He's such a bitch!" and the ex smiles. #%^#@ Gay Mafia!

by tallhotsingleblondfemale.38.26.34 September 17, 2006

Malnourished Maniac

Starve your gay husband for 2 weeks and only feed them liquid cheese and screwdrive his anus out.

Damn im gonna Malnourished maniac my husband

by Starved kid from iraq January 21, 2021

Genocidal Maniac Sexual

Excusing yourself from murdering someone, usually a group of people, because of your fictional sexuality.

You see officer, I didn’t actually kill them illegally. I’m a Genocidal Maniac Sexual, so that makes it okay and as such relieves me from serving potential years of time in a federal prison

by GingerManWithSpectacles July 3, 2021

mafiakid

someone who's fresh,cool,different,got swagg,funny, handsome,cute,sexy,outgoing care,can't live without...just freaking amazing

I know mafiakid he got a mean ass dress code
Mafiakid so sexy
Mafiakid? i heard he jamaican or somthing

by pi718 May 2, 2010

Maia

Brown hair, hazel eyes. Hottest gurl around. First she seems just beautiful , quiet & a lil shy,but if she open herself to you, (damn) than she got the rarest personality ever, she's crazy and wild but also cute, so simple but always full with surprises. Maia is the best person to talk to, also at late night. She's always there if you need her. Also she has a great taste in music. Haha and maias have a cool way to talk, i really love listening to maia!!She gets a lot of unwanted attention from boys. By the way she's the best at sex,she knows what you want! you should be thankful if you know a maia or get the chance to know her. & if you're in a realationship with her, never let her go!! You'll never find someone like her. I promise if you have the chance to get to know a maia, you'll be surprised what a fucking beautiful and interesting person she is!

She is the girl people dream of.

Damn, i'd rather be as unique as Maia!

by Crincipel January 13, 2017

Maia

An amazingly gorgeous girl. She will always have your back and enjoy your company. She is amazingly funny and hilarious. She is the most lovable person on this planet

Damn Maia is so funny and Hot 🔥🔥🔥

by VZLA_CLOUT9 September 17, 2018