Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

Mcdonalds

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.

I ate McDonalds for years and i am now 890 pounds

by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021

Lauren McDonald's

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.

You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

McDonald’s Miu

a horny pony colosal on TikTok that is into a rich blonde dude that is a literal daddy long leg spider that is in a game called dang it grandpa,she goes around saying “McDonalds Miu” “McDonalds Miu”,you can never escape McDonalds Miu

“person 1:who is this McDonalds Miu?”

“person 2:well,you see,it’s a long ass story how she became a thing. McDonald’s miu is an icon.”

by McDonald’s Miu Left Arm August 8, 2021

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

what in the gen z

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by burn your fat November 25, 2024

McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Briana-Mae McDonald

Briana-Mae McDonald is Gorgeous, fantastic and all the guys secretly like her. (mainly dark skinned guys), she always goes for what she believes in and is so smart and rocks any outfit she picks out. She has the biggest self confidence out of all her friends. She is sweet and has the style and is super! She secretly crushes on someone which turns out to be her husband. Her crush ends up liking her and if not, its his/her loss, Briana-Mae McDonald is a pretty woman and any basic person would kill to have a personality like Briana-Mare McDonalds. She is gorgeous and will marry a funny, good-looking guy who will make her feel good about herself. She secretly doubts herself and persists through her pain. Her friends and her family are the only ones who can see her pure beauty!

Briana-Mae McDonald is the model of loyalty
Briana-Mae McDonald is sassy then ever!

by Expert Scientist, from the USC November 23, 2021