Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Mungindi Muzzle Loader

The same technique as a montana musker loader except with a tightly mulled wad of log cabin.

My boyfriend gave me a Mungindi Muzzle Loader last night, fuck me i was coughing soot for a week

by Sumyungkunt March 21, 2025

Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

by Rblue September 5, 2025

Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.

Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

by OSUCharger January 7, 2026

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

Sister's cock/dick/weiner/schlong/dong/rod/pipe/pole/ding/phallus/stick

Hindi: abe behen ke laude (behen ke lunn or behen ke lode) gaadi seedhe chala le !! (yo bkl drive straight!!)
English: Yo' behen ke laude (sister's cock), watch where you're walking

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

by NiqqaMaarda January 23, 2024