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turtle licking

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.
I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.
by Mr.Retrovertigo September 2, 2008
mugGet the turtle lickingmug.

Hit a lick

ex: " Mayn bro I hit a lick when my celly was out at yard.!"
by Blameitnoaim September 14, 2011
mugGet the Hit a lickmug.

a big lick

Your pocket cards in Hold'em poker are 6 and 9, you have a big lick. In contrast, an Ace and King are Big Slick.
On the final table of my Texas hold'em poker tournament; the flop was two sixes and a nine (6 6 9), my pocket cards, a Big Lick (6 9) yielded me a full house. Taste like chicken.
by bbHoffa November 8, 2006
mugGet the a big lickmug.

shit lick

Man nigga that bitch is a shit lick, i couldnt get her off of my asshole
by Peter Dragon December 30, 2007
mugGet the shit lickmug.

big lick

Nickname for the starting hand of 69 in Texas Hold'em, for obvious reasons.
" Sweet I just picked up big lick in the big blind!"
by Justin Pechie January 12, 2005
mugGet the big lickmug.

donut lick

while giving a blowjob, put a donut around the penis and eat it. lick the remains away. it will cause a boner. then keep giving the blowjob with the donut in the mouth. the man will ejacutlate. then, transfer the donut to the mans mouth and have the woman lay on her back. squeeze her tits together and spit the donut inside. then stick the boner in between the tits and move it around. then finger the woman and then have vaginal intercourse
dude! she totally donut licked me last night!
by vaginapussylicker August 8, 2008
mugGet the donut lickmug.

lick off

Wet the clitoris. Do oral on a tart. Cunnilingus. Muff diving.
Oi Brian get down south and give my snatch a good lick off will you!
by Muff magic October 28, 2007
mugGet the lick offmug.

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