A fucking legend of a lad who gets all the chicks and goes great in life, he also has a monster dick that never fails to impress the ladies
I was with lewy the other day and he is such a great guy and don’t let me start telling you about his monster cock
by Lewy! November 25, 2021
Get the Lewymug. by OldAlfie1234 December 13, 2010
Get the Lewis Hansonmug. by M1.. July 3, 2021
Get the lewis harveymug. No mere mortal possesses the name.
Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.
Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.
by The Welsh Barber November 22, 2021
Get the Lewysmug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. Lewis is a name of many meaning, To be named this already makes you one of the best people alive; alongside their incredible beauty and intelligence. Lewis are normally very popular and likeable. However get on the wrong side of a lewis and they will eat you.
Hey lewis!
by Tgs R Bots August 28, 2019
Get the Lewismug. Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.
Peasant 1: "Look it's Lewis Haddon.."
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024
Get the Lewis Haddonmug.