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knight kid

Short and goblin-ish also a Bread boy
Girl 1: “that kid is such a Knight kid.”
Girl 2: “you mean a bread boy?”
Girl 1: “same thing
by Wtf_dude September 12, 2021
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White Knight

"Did you see that Kyle is a white knight" "Yeah he wore his robe/armor"
by Yeet Delet April 28, 2020
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White Knight

A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:

1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.

Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.

As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.

The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!

Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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The Sinned Knight

A very awesome musician that everyone needs to know about.
The Sinned Knight, myspace.com/sinnedknight
by SKfan November 20, 2010
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olivia knight

Olivia Knight is a backstabbing "bestfriend". One day she will be there for you, the next shell be swallowing Jacobs load. 2k isnt the same without your betraying ass and i hope you feel as sad as we did . She also dyes her hair weird colours cause shes fruity like that and is attracted to anyone who even looks at her.
wow i just broke Olivia Knights heart, i wish i could do it again
by fdbklonmnmeahpgusnfhdbg June 27, 2022
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dark knight shot

If someone offers you one at the bar, DO NOT TAKE IT.
Hey can I buy you a dark knight shot?
by KG24 May 14, 2015
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White knight

1. a simp that donates all their money to an online woman and “protect her”

2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
“i cant wait to spend half my money to (female streamer) and the other half buying (said female streamers merchandise)”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
by Epicoozs November 25, 2022
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