Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.

hey jon looking real ocky today

by jersemty April 25, 2021

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.

that guy is a jon

by awesomdude19191919191919191919 November 22, 2021

Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!

I love pickle Jon!

by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

doing a jon

A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.

Stop doing a jon.

My friends a jon.

by Token Minxy May 24, 2014