Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.
The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.
by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022
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Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke
Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!
by baldandbeez October 11, 2013
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Jason Finney

He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy
by Liamjones1897 March 08, 2018
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Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
by SmtGirl January 03, 2017
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Jason Cogburn

Greateslt,most awesome thing or action known to man. If your good to him he is great to you.
That knight he pulled a Jason Cogburn made that knight so Jason Cogburn!
by Jcogcc August 14, 2018
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Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.
Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.
by Pwest10 February 25, 2010
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