Jason Bourne

Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try

" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

Jason and Barolette

True love

Jason and Barolette have true love

by Jason and barolette July 6, 2021

kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.

A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.

by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason Ravalo

The ultimate homie. He can bone all yall bitches so watch out.

He just JASONED MY GRILL - Jason Ravalo

by Smokeweedeatyogurt October 5, 2016

jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.

Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.

by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023