Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Party junkie

When you're a huge party addict.

Miku, bring on the show.

Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.

Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...

by Aitetsu December 30, 2018

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019

Tattoo junkie

Someone who is completely covered in tattoos

John is a tattoo junkie, he has over 20 tattoos for head to to toe.

by Valleygirl June 28, 2017

junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.

Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.

by haras naej November 12, 2020

junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013