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Internet Fucktards

Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
Internet Fucktards: PRIMAL, PX.

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by Antillehs October 5, 2005
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internet

The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.
1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...
by Wiggy_liastd September 5, 2008
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internet

The world of Porn banners and other useless stuff
by XiTER May 26, 2003
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internet party

When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
"djyude, i coudna't findc a party tso gho to so i"M havign abns ibetnet paarty!"
by Jack Nance July 26, 2004
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internet explorer

Pure Shit integrated into a browser. Then, the shit gets viruses and worms.. and that's how IE came to be.
Wow, this IE shit STINKS!
by Ben March 6, 2005
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the internet

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it
a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"
by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004
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The Internet

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...
by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006
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