cool grass

weed

yo bro pass the cool grass

by whoevenisshe October 25, 2017

grass

go touch some

Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro

by kaythefrog March 8, 2022

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

ass is grass

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.

Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.

"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"

"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"

by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016

grass

When grass

Person 1:Yooo
Person 2:grass

by this_isnowtaken January 1, 2021

Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

by BigAlTheUnit November 28, 2020

grass

oh shit I don’t want to touch it! What a disgusting and vile thing!

Person 1: I want to touch grass
Person 2: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 16, 2025