ear fucked

Listened to extensively, as in music; enjoyed throughly

Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.

by spag4 December 6, 2012

bulbous ear

the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!

Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!

by jenbenitha June 1, 2007

sticky ears

A person who pirates music.

His sticky ears made his computer crash.

by kso March 13, 2008

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.

Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”

by CraigoD April 14, 2011

inner ear

Having a 6th sense of knowing before it happens.

Kaylia has a great inner ear when selecting keno numbers.

by Bobby Miehlke March 3, 2014

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Ear Sex

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.

"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."

by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006