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Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"
by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016
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Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need
Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"
by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020
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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."
by Sam Theman May 20, 2009
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Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
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Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...
Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by Get a life love February 27, 2022
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Your crush

Me ;)
Jenna: Yo, whoโ€™s your crush
Brooke: Like Iโ€™d tell you, bish.
by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022
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Your Mom

Is gay
by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019
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