A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013
This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
by CarlWheezer98 July 18, 2020
Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018
The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world
-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
by Ian's girl December 14, 2021
Ian is the type of guy who screams a lot and is a furry. He has arse flakes and never shaves his unibrow.
by FARTNOGLER April 27, 2020
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