Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Horn Daddy

The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.

How does Horn Daddy do that? Horn Daddy is way too smooth.

by Horn Daddy April 4, 2023

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.

Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!

by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

unicorn forn horn

A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis

Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN

by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021