A radical, permanent transformation undergone by a person, characterized by adopting a life of asceticism, self-denial, lack of material possessions, solitude, and frequent meditation. Unlike your average run-of-the-mill monk, a full monk never showers, shaves, or grooms. They abandon personal hygiene all together. Full monks usually lose touch with reality and hold a variety of bizarre delusions. They often become hermits in remote wilderness or raving doomsayers, predicting the apocalypse on public street corners. Most full monks adopt a strict vegan diet, although some may also consume small insects and microorganisms such as fungi and algae.
"Dude... what's up with Dan? He's starting to creep me out."
"Idk man... he disappears for days at a time and I don't think he's showered in weeks. All he talks about is universal energy and consciousness and shit like that. He says I need to find my inner Zen. Idk what that means but he's getting really hard to be around."
"You think it's a phase or something? My brother went emo for like a year."
"Nah bro I don't think so... I think he actually went full monk."
"Full monk?? You never go full monk..."
"Idk man... he disappears for days at a time and I don't think he's showered in weeks. All he talks about is universal energy and consciousness and shit like that. He says I need to find my inner Zen. Idk what that means but he's getting really hard to be around."
"You think it's a phase or something? My brother went emo for like a year."
"Nah bro I don't think so... I think he actually went full monk."
"Full monk?? You never go full monk..."
by MasterMonk January 28, 2017
by Tiara Lashawn November 30, 2009
Its a depressed country boys hope to send it hard enough that it might be his last so his momma dont have to read a suicide note
by Hicklife400 January 05, 2021
The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.
Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
by Ben Dover, Esquire January 17, 2011
by Nick Sears January 15, 2018
This is a tern that was created my the amazing rukshana and is an inside joke between her, me/Jess, Imogen and Casey and will only be used by these. I know I'm petty for doing this but you don't step peoples inside jokes mkay
by Xjess.m November 08, 2018
girl 1: "What did you do last night?"
girl 2: "I got really hammered, don't remember a thing. How about you?"
girl 1: " I stayed in and finished off an entire bucket of chicken. You could say I got right full last night."
girl 2: "I got really hammered, don't remember a thing. How about you?"
girl 1: " I stayed in and finished off an entire bucket of chicken. You could say I got right full last night."
by Bragan Huvne July 17, 2010