A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.
'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.
by Mitaki June 25, 2008
Get the friend of the people mug.A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.
by Swandog September 22, 2005
Get the Satisfactory Friend mug.On Myspace or Facebook, to go onto another persons page in order to friend thier friends, with no intention of adding the original person as a friend
"I don't really want to be friends with my sister on facebook, but she has a lot of people I know, so I friend farmed her."
"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"
"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"
"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
by Kiddlemidd August 4, 2009
Get the Friend Farm mug.The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.
Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?
by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020
Get the Slime's Friend mug.The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.
The cause is usually curiosity.
The cause is usually curiosity.
by Bombdiggity21 April 15, 2010
Get the Friend Goggles mug.A "friend sip" is the absolute limit of liquid a friend is allowed to consume from your drink when you are polite enough to share (one mouthful). No more than a "Friend Sip" can be taken by a friend, preferably less.
*Starts Sculling your Drink* "Wow, cool your fucking jets, Starsky! That was a girlfriend sip! Give me back what you took.
by NateAugustable August 29, 2010
Get the Friend Sip mug.Someone who you hang out with in class, but nowhere else. They're normally way more popular than you. You get along and hang out in class, but they don't acknowledge you anywhere else.
Girl 1: I kind of like Nick.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.
by swallowbacca May 5, 2013
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