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Troll Food

Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.

Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
by cittycatroina June 28, 2013
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Thot food

Cheap food (under ten dollars) that can be bought and consumed after 6pm and before 6 am (McDonald's, KFC, Hot Dogs, fast food in general).
I'm hungry, let's go get some Thot food.
You're a basic bitch, all you Finna have is some Thot food.
I'm never gonna by Thot food for my wifey.
I'm a top self B, I don't do Thot food.
If he buys you Thot food on the first date, you're a Thot.
by RIAZ April 26, 2015
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Food Sound

The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.
While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!
by Walker R January 24, 2009
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Wiki Food

Food that you need to look up on wikipedia to know what your eating.
hummus. lumpia. udon. balut. These are all Wiki Food.

Yea. I bet you have to Wiki at least one of those.
by Halvyopolous July 24, 2010
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food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
by mp2009 February 5, 2009
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Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
by Darth Chaos January 13, 2009
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food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.
"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"
by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010
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