Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

Facebook Enabler

A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy

poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?

facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!

by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010

Facebook Slut

a user on Facebook that friends and/or follows as many people as possible.

Oh, Yeah. She's a Facebook Slut. She friended 10 people yesterday.

by carrytheflag61 December 25, 2010

Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.

Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious

by Lee Reid September 24, 2010

Facebook Phantom

Sneaky creatures that lurk in the shadows and gather intelligence/date from facebook pages of loved ones, friends, enemies, and coworkers. They never comment on status or even like a photo from time to time. But they are ever so present and mind-devouring all updates on your page. In the future they may use these status updates against you in a random conversation in "real life". Be careful as a facebook phantom wears many masked and cannot be stereotyped. It could be your friend, foe, or even a stranger.

My mom told me to watch my mouth on facebook via "message" she's a fucking facebook phantom!

by DJ Sensae October 8, 2010

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS)

When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.

Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!

Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.

by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011

Facebook Status Rage

The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.

Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:

"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.

by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009