fucktard

Complete oaf, idiot; one who often makes a mockery of himself due to a series of poor decisions; commonly given to ex-lover who made dumb choices

Your such a fucktard for taking me, a vegan, to a burger joint.

by a$ap_ash August 30, 2015

Fucktard

A retarded person

“Your such a fucktard!”

by Fucktard65 January 18, 2018

fucktard

A toxic person you will meet some point in your life.

jaf: u trash kid, 1+1 is 19

some guy: nah man, u a fucktard

by 25465 February 23, 2020

Fucktard

A person who is an idiot

You’re such a fucktard, wanna fuck later?

by Cummie September 16, 2019

Fucktard

a fucktard is used in an endearing manner to describe someone you know. they are often annoying, although you still love them. they are also often stupid and don’t think properly, so this term is used to give them a reality check.

Karen, stop being a fucktard.🤦 ♀️

by phat ho October 15, 2019

FUCKTARD

A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.

fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!

by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013

Fucktard

An incredibly obnoxious human being , one with very low intelligence but maintains their genius. Frequent use of the word increases dopamine and decreases stress. A versatile word in that it can be meant to insult or used to describe one’s close friends as playful. The tolerable idiot.

I can’t wait for that “fucktard” Jeff to put out a video.

by Syrengemusic January 9, 2021