by Rich Hippy July 30, 2022
Get the The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth!mug. The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
Get the the history of middle-earthmug. by zbdeal February 15, 2022
Get the Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsumug. Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.
by Ио November 11, 2020
Get the Earthmug. Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.
by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021
Get the Earthmug. by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the Earthmug. When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important
by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023
Get the Earth Shakingmug.