The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 02, 2024
A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022
Guy 1: "Your mom."
Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."
Guy 2 runs off crying
Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."
Guy 2 runs off crying
Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
by sodomite24_7 August 14, 2013
The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview
I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.
by joecoolthefool June 16, 2016
who's down for an emotional awareness
by weed sucker September 15, 2023
“My mom has been emotioning me into thinking I did something wrong, when really she’s being over dramatic.”
by Texaschic123 September 13, 2019