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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
mugGet the emotional mathmug.

stored emotions

emotions that have been built up for a long time and you just fucking go off randomly or have a break down because of it.
did you see what Eva said to josh in the group chat?... I think she has stored emotions
by thebeautyofitall June 17, 2019
mugGet the stored emotionsmug.

emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021
mugGet the emote fappingmug.

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.
Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.
by renniehugh November 3, 2015
mugGet the Emotional Milkmug.

emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
mugGet the emotional support beveragemug.

Emotional Damage

A phrase invented by an actor called "Steven He" and it is describe as said.
by Flamefloat December 13, 2022
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