Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Soup Earth Society

The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia

Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better

by SEShater October 29, 2023

Earth

drive a fox to its hiding place underground.

The relentless hunt finally earthed the fox, forcing it to seek refuge in its hidden den.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

earth pirapat

Thai actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.

Earth pirapat is so hot, he is daddy!

by SIMPly cute May 11, 2023

Cutest mf on earth

Hussain

Hussain is the cutest mf on earth

by Hdjf jf hksnd May 15, 2021

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023