Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

Earth

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.

Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass

by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023

The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

Earth

drive a fox to its hiding place underground.

The relentless hunt finally earthed the fox, forcing it to seek refuge in its hidden den.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

you want the earth your gonna get the rain

when someone orders a pie of pizza with a lot of vegetables and the pie comes out watery

amanda “this pizza is so watery”

jalina “you want the earth your gonna get the rain”

by princessvodka December 7, 2025